Thursday, December 10, 2009

Why did the tomato blush?

He seen the salad dressing.Why did the tomato blush?
it is its nature.Why did the tomato blush?
it blushed when it saw the HOT chilli with it when the salad was being dressed (how embarrasing)oh please dont tell the shy tomato i told you that .
it didn't. it was red, ppl thought it was blushing. besides, it might have blushed coz it wasn't wearing anything! (tomatos do look like butt, now that i think of it)
it was a shy fruit.
I dont know.
because he saw the salad dressing???!!
It saw the hot tamali and was embarrassed!!
Because it just did a pea, lol. :)
Because it was kept next to ladysfinger one side and the carrot on the other in the shelf at ALBERTSON
because it can't ride a bicycle
He saw the lettuce roll with egg?
because he seen the salad dressing!
cuz he grows under ground where it is warm and when he cme up, the rabbit said ';hello!'; and ate him. then the tomato got pooped out and he became mad and grossed out so he beat the **** out of the rabbit and then all the blood got on him and since the sun was there, the blood dried but didnt turn brown for some godforsaken reason and thats the story of how the tomato is red...





LMAO





the tomato blushed when he saw this hott girl and then he turned red.so he went rite up to her and said ';hey girl how u doin? u are the woman that im really pursuin and i'd like 2 get 2 no u if you'd tell me you're name and if u jot down ur number you'll get mine in exchange.'; so the girl said ';ok'; and thats why the tamato blushed.
embarrased by the hot chilli
he saw the salad dressing!

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